In other related news, a healing shaman in the guild Liquidation Division (who wishes to remain anonymous) was molested today while exploring the newly discovered woods named Zul Aman.
Guild members report that while they were innocently researching the flora and fauna of the region, 2 trolls of an unknown origin riding bears broke through the trees and attacked the group.
Here's a picture which was found at the site:

Group members reported that the Shaman tried to play dead but sadly the riders and the bears performed sexual acts upon the nearly comotose healer.
This matter is under investigation but the Shaman was wearing a robe. Authorities speculate that the shaman was mistaken for a female and that the tribe in question may not have women of their own.
Authorities wish to remind adventurers and explorers that if they go into new territories to pay close attention to the local customs and wear lots of clothing.
It is believed that the victim is in stable condition and his family assures me that being an orc he is used to that kind of treatment and shouldn't be scarred by the accident too much. |